I was surprised to read about the proposed renaming of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.

I could not imagine our humble Chief Executive agreeing to such a request.

But the members of the board of the Kennedy Center (recently appointed by President Humble himself) are adamant that the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts should be re-christened as the TRUMP-KENNEDY CENTER.

But why stop there?  If we really want to make our national properties great again, there are many opportunities to burnish our USA pride with more of the TRUMP brand.

America’s biggest problem right now is we just don’t have enough things named after Donald Trump.

To really honor the greatest statesman in the history of western civilization, may I humbly suggest the following re-brandings for your consideration:

1. TRUMP-Washington Monument

2. Mount TRUMP-Rushmore

3. Statue of TRUMP-Liberty